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Paint.Splatter.Glow.
The Paint Patch is a bold, colourful and unforgettable creative experience for families, friends, birthdays, schools, students, team building and social events.
Upcoming Events
Upcoming EventSip & Splatter
Grab a drink, suit up and let loose in our splatter room. A relaxed, sociable evening of paint, music and good company — perfect for date nights, friends and grown-up fun. All materials and protective gear provided.
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From calm canvas painting to full sessions in our UV room, every visit is designed to be fun, creative and photo-worthy.
Canvas Painting
Create your own masterpiece with paints, brushes and colourful inspiration.
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Slime Making
Mix, stretch, sparkle and take home your own slime creation under neon lights.
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UV Room
Step into our UV room for a high-energy splatter paint experience under neon UV lights.
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Drip Bears
Design your own drip bear using bright colours, pouring paint and creative effects.
Book this experienceSplatter Sessions
Suit up and unleash bold colour against the wall in our famous splatter zone.
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Smash Room
Let off steam in our dedicated smash room — strictly 18+ only. Wear hard shoes and old clothes; smashables provided.
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£15T-Shirt Painting
Turn a plain tee into wearable art using fabric paints, stencils and splatter techniques. A fun keepsake for all ages.
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Customise a canvas tote bag with bold colours and your own design — practical, personal and yours to take home.
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Birthday Parties & Group Events
Our parties are fully hosted, colourful and stress-free. Perfect for children, teens, families, students and adults who want something different.
- Paint splatter sessions
- Neon room experience
- Food and cake time
- Music, photos and memories
- Every guest takes home their creation
Schools & Colleges
Creative enrichment, wellbeing activities, end of term trips and student socials.
Corporate Events
Team building sessions that bring people together through colour, creativity and fun.
SEN Friendly Sessions
Calmer creative options available for guests who prefer a quieter experience.
Influencer Visits
A vibrant location for content, reels, TikToks and unforgettable photo moments.
Who We Cater For
Whether it's an intimate celebration or a big group event, The Paint Patch has the perfect experience for every occasion.
Birthdays
Make it a birthday they'll never forget — splatter, glow and celebrate in style.
Hen Dos
Ditch the ordinary — get messy, laugh loads and create lasting memories together.
Corporate
Team building that actually works — creative sessions that bring teams closer.
Family Days Out
Fun for every age — a hands-on creative adventure the whole family will love.
Celebrations
Graduations, anniversaries, retirements — celebrate any milestone with colour.
Baby Showers
A unique, joyful way to welcome a new arrival with your closest friends.
Price List
Transparent pricing for every experience — pick the session that suits your group.
Splatter Sessions
£32
£20
£25
£65
£80
Neon Sessions
£35
£25
£42
£75
£100
Slime Session
£15
Drip Bears
£15
Parties
Venue Hire
POA
Price on Application
The More You Paint, The More You Save
We love seeing familiar faces come back. Our loyalty rewards grow every time you visit — because our regulars deserve a little extra.
Patch Regular
10% off your next session
Been a few times? We notice. Enjoy a little thank-you on us.
Paint Patch VIP
15% off + free add-on
Our loyal regulars get a bigger discount and a free activity upgrade.
Studio Superfan
20% off + priority booking
Top-tier perks for our most dedicated creators — plus first dibs on new events.
How it works
Book and visit any session — we keep track of your visits automatically.
Reach a tier milestone and your discount unlocks for your next booking.
Mention your loyalty status at checkout or email us to claim your reward.
Not sure how many visits you have?
Ask us anytimeGet Inspired by Recent Sessions
From neon paint battles to canvas masterpieces — see what's been happening at our studios and imagine your own creative session.
Real Sessions, Real Creativity
Every visit is one-of-a-kind. Here's a glimpse of the magic that happens inside.
What Our Visitors Say
"Brilliant from start to finish! The kids absolutely loved the splatter room. Staff were amazing and so patient. Best birthday party we have had!"
Sarah M.
Birthday Party
"We brought our team of 20 for a team-building session and it was incredible. Everyone let loose and had the best time. Highly recommend for work events."
James T.
Corporate Event
"Such a unique experience! We went as a family of four and created the most amazing memories. The neon room is something else entirely."
Priya K.
Family Visit
"Such a fun alternative to the usual dinner and drinks. We laughed the whole way through and took home some surprisingly good art!"
Dan & Rachel
Date Night
"My daughter said it was the best party ever. The hosts kept all the kids engaged and the venue was spotless. Already booking again!"
Michelle B.
Kids Party
"Booked this for my stag weekend and it did not disappoint. Pure chaos in the best way. The UV room photos are incredible."
Tom W.
Stag Do
What Google Says About Us
"I must say, as much as kids enjoyed, we adults had a fab time too."
Ranjana Bhat
"Really good value for money and a lot of fun acting like a big kid."
Daniel Lacey
"Worth a go to support a local family venue and the idea has legs for sure."
Topical Comedy Gang
"Nicole and Ken are absolutely AMAZING! We had the best time — the UV room is incredible and the kids did not want to leave."
Verified Google Reviewer
"Every parent's dream — I hate making a mess at home, but this means I can take the mess elsewhere! Brilliant setup and great staff."
Verified Google Reviewer
"We had an absolute blast getting messy, creating colourful masterpieces, and making memories. Highly recommend!"
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What Our Guests Say
"Absolutely brilliant party for my daughter's 7th birthday! The kids had the best time and the staff were so friendly and patient. We'll definitely be back."
Sarah M.
Milton Keynes
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See the latest creations, neon explosions and happy faces from The Paint Patch.
