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Birthdays get messy here.
Fully hosted creative birthday parties from £25 per child.
You bring the birthday crew. We'll bring the colour, creativity and chaos. Choose your activities, arrive ready to celebrate, and let our team take care of the experience from start to finish.
Available at The Paint Patch locations. Select your location when booking.
You enjoy the birthday. We handle the mess.
Planning a children's party shouldn't feel like another job.
At The Paint Patch, your dedicated party host helps run your booked activities and keeps the celebration moving, while we provide the materials, protective clothing, setup and cleanup.
All you need to do is bring the birthday child, their guests and anything you want for food and cake.
Hosted
Materials Included
Private Party Space
Take-Home Creations
BYO Food & Cake
We Clean Up
Choose your party package
One, two or three creative activities — fully hosted, every time. Off-peak savings Monday to Thursday in term time.
90 MINUTE PARTY
Choose 1 activity
- 90-minute party experience
- Choose 1 activity
- Dedicated party host
- Private party space
- Materials included
- Protective overalls
- Food & cake time within your booking
- Setup & cleanup
Minimum 10 children • Fully hosted
Party duration includes your activities and food/cake time.
2 HOUR PARTY
Choose 2 activities
- 2-hour party experience
- Choose 2 activities
- Dedicated party host
- Private party space
- Materials included
- Protective overalls
- Food & cake time within your booking
- Setup & cleanup
Minimum 10 children • Fully hosted
Party duration includes your activities and food/cake time.
ULTIMATE PARTY
Choose 3 activities
- 3-hour celebration
- Choose 3 activities
- Dedicated party host
- Private party space
- Materials included
- Protective overalls
- Food & cake time within your booking
- Setup & cleanup
- Birthday gift for the birthday child
Minimum 10 children • Fully hosted
Party duration includes your activities and food/cake time.
WEEKDAY PATCH PARTY
Choose 1 activity — Mon–Thu, term time
- 90-minute party experience
- Choose 1 activity
- Monday to Thursday, term time only
- Dedicated party host
- Private party space
- Materials included
- Protective overalls
- Food & cake time within your booking
Minimum 10 children • Fully hosted
Party duration includes your activities and food/cake time.
All prices are per child. Party duration includes activity time and food/cake time — confirmed before checkout.
Planning something smaller?
Our fully hosted birthday packages are designed for groups of 10 or more.
Celebrating with fewer than 10 guests? We may still be able to accommodate your group through one of our standard creative experiences or small group bookings. These smaller bookings are not the same as our fully hosted birthday packages.
Ask About a Small GroupPick your party experience
One activity. Two activities. Three activities. Build the birthday around what they love.
UV NEON SPLATTER
Step into the glow and get creative under UV lights.
CANVAS PAINTING
Create a colourful masterpiece to take home.
SLIME MAKING
Mix, customise and create your own slime.
DRIP BEARS
Create a one-of-a-kind colourful drip bear.
T-SHIRT PAINTING
Design wearable art to take home.
How it works
Choose your package
Pick 1, 2 or 3 activities.
Choose your activities
Build the party around the birthday child.
Bring the crew
Minimum 10 children for hosted parties.
We handle the rest
Hosting, materials, setup and cleanup are taken care of.
Yes — you can bring the cake.
You're welcome to bring your own birthday cake, food and drinks for the children, or order food into the venue. We provide the creative experience and party space.
Food and cake time takes place within your booked party duration.
The kind of party they talk about on Monday.
“Absolutely brilliant party for my daughter’s 7th birthday! The kids had the best time and the staff were so friendly and patient. We’ll definitely be back.”
Sarah M.
Milton Keynes
“My son still talks about his drip bear party months later. The setup was professional, the cleanup was handled, and the kids had a blast. 10/10.”
David L.
St Albans
“We hired the venue for a celebration and it was perfect. Relaxed, creative and something completely different. The staff went above and beyond to make it special.”
Emma R.
Luton
No entertaining 10 kids in your living room.
We do the messy bit.
Party FAQs
Ready to give them a birthday they'll remember?
Choose the package. Pick the activities. Bring the birthday crew. We'll handle the messy part.
Groups, schools & celebrations
Hen & Stag Parties
Messy, chaotic and absolutely brilliant fun — our UV splatter sessions are a hen and stag favourite.
Baby Showers
A relaxed, creative and totally customisable way to celebrate a new arrival.
Corporate Team Building
Creative sessions that genuinely build morale — forget trust falls and conference rooms.
School & Educational Trips
Structured creative sessions combining art, sensory exploration and self-expression.
We Come to You
For groups of 20 or more, we can bring the full Paint Patch experience to your venue.
SEND-Friendly Sessions
Calmer, more structured sessions with sensory-aware materials and trained staff.
Book a group experience
All group bookings can be started online or by contacting us to discuss your requirements.